Santa's elves fucked up my neighbor's daughter's bike

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09/13/2020 at 21:53 • Filed to: None

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The dad didn’t understand why she didn’t like riding it


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/13/2020 at 22:08

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Has your neighbor ever seen a bike before? I’m not sure how you can  do that and say, “yeah that looks right”


Kinja'd!!! VincentMalamute-Kim > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/13/2020 at 22:17

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oh my. How is it we did stuff like send humans to the moon, eradicate smallpox?

At least it’s easier to ride than this one:

 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/13/2020 at 22:18

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“Adventures in Drunk Parenting"


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/13/2020 at 22:20

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Umm pretty sure her dad is an alien.


Kinja'd!!! subexpression > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/13/2020 at 22:22

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A while back I saw a photo somebody had taken of a bicycle with   both pedals pointing the same way. I don’t know how you manage to do that, or how you fail to immediately notice it.


Kinja'd!!! CompactLuxuryFan > VincentMalamute-Kim
09/13/2020 at 22:26

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Mind blown!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > VincentMalamute-Kim
09/13/2020 at 22:29

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That was cool. 


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/13/2020 at 22:37

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I used to make a point of going through the bike section whenever I went to a department store. It was all too common to find bikes screwed up like this.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > WilliamsSW
09/13/2020 at 22:39

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I was going to ask how much egg nog those elves helped themselves to.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/13/2020 at 22:50

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That picture made me do a genuine real life head-slap.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/13/2020 at 23:46

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That reminds me of this:


Kinja'd!!! barnie > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/14/2020 at 00:56

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Welcome to WalMart! I worked there building bikes for a year and a half. Assembled about 4000 of them. Around xmas time, we had to hire the contract assemblers due to volume . Oh, what a mess these guys are. They get a couple bucks a bike so they just slam them together; don’t adjust anything. If the tyres hold air and the brakes don’t squeal, on the floor it goes! I hope you can get this one figured out and she rides it. 6mm allen. T ake the stem completely out and roll and twist it around. No need to deconn any of the cables.

Just noticed the desk. I used one like that in grade school. Back in the 60s’ Cool, dude!


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > VincentMalamute-Kim
09/14/2020 at 04:41

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Ive tried a bike like that.  Super hard.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > subexpression
09/14/2020 at 04:42

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It ended up just that the n ut came loose. Easy fix


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/14/2020 at 09:39

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It’s down right shocking how many people don’t understand the simplest mechanical things. Like how to work in a bike. I have a fimrirnd with two boys, who are  10, and 7 every time I’m over there I have to do maintenance on their bikes because there Dad has no clue how to do anything.  I try to show them how to do it but they’re both space cadets who can’t sit for 5 minutes. I’ve had some success with talking them through while they do the work.